Sweet and sour sadness :(

Don't get me wrong...England is truly an amazing place, with London lush with history and it's vibrant nightlife, but there is one thing, no, make that two things I have a problem with. 1)Chinese food here is delicious but lacks in variety, and 2)THERES NO TACO-BELL. I'm a typical American fat-ass who needs weekly consumption of animals fats, high-starches, and reprocessed meats. Sadly, I've been reduced to eating my fries (or chips as the Brit's call them) with dare I say it, mayonnaise. Now, as you cringe in your seat my fellow Americans, remember, this is probably the most non-American-American thing I can do to get by and kill two cultural birds with one stone slathered in salad dressing. I miss having a buffet of dipping sauces available to me whenever I go out to eat, but again I am left with kebab's filled with mystery meat and sub-par chicken legends from McDonalds. There is still a small bit of hope left in me as there is a Subway not far from where I'm staying in greater London, BUT! this does not quench my greasy thirsty. Other than that England and its people are quite nice, oh well...except for their stupid haircuts! If I see another fauxhawk or another half emo/half just-got-out-of-bed hairstyle again, I'll kidnap the queen and hold her until all of those seen with the tacky hairstyle are shot on sight. That is all :)

berxxx xoxo

"god save the queen"