It was an interesting end to October 8th and an even more peculiar way to start off the 9th.

In the last night I:
1. Was sandwiched between two muy caliente Spanish chicas.
2. Have been hit by two ghost farts.
3. Have been felt up by a mysterious “man-hand.”
4. Have watched in awe as a large man fell up the stairs to his flat.
5. Have danced to Basshunter, Barbie Girl, The Kings of Leon, and some horrid Country/House hybrid in the same club.
6. Have had “Joop” men’s fragrance sprayed on my crotch, and was told something along the lines of “catering to the punnany.”
7. Have engaged in public urination (2nd time since being in England).
8. Have been tricked into searching http://k-k-k.com (YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!)
9. Eaten amazing Chinese food.
10. Found a Franc on the street.
11. Watched a fox cross the road.
12. Was called “shorty” by a barely 5’0 security he/she.
13. Felt violated as I was being searched at the door.
14. Made some new friends.
15. Sucked at Guitar Hero 2.
16. Sweat my ass off on the dancefloor.
17. Watched Pocahantas bump into Slutbot 9000.
18. Watched some guy drunk off his ass, freak out over bumming a ciggy off of some scenester.

To quote Ice Cube, “Today was a good day.” Some of it more interesting than others but all in all I had a great time with some great people. England is the bee’s knees yall, I get to see JME on Friday (I CAN’T WAIT). Have a nice day, I hope I will ;)

berxxx xoxo