"...I like your boobs!" "WHAT?"

* As I'm exiting the venue everyone's voice is accompanied by a high pitch ringing that confirms a venues shitty soundsystem. *

Me- "...do you come to the Hip Hop night often?"
Fuck Ugly Girl1-"No, actually this is my first time. I was actually BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Me-"...oh yeah, well are you going to come again?"
FUG1-"Yeah I think so"
Me-"cool, I'm about to leave, heres my number"
* 13 digit number *
FUG1-"Cool, I'll miss call you"
Me-"Alright" * searchs for piece of shit Nokia *
Me-"...fuck, I can't find my phone"
FUG1-"Thats not good"
Me-"yeah..."
* I look down the road and see Ryan and Matt *
* For some odd reason I thought Ryan would have my phone *
Me-"YO RYAN! DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?"
Ryan * pulls out his iphone and makes a few hand gestures *
Me * attempting to understand * " OH OK! NEVERMIND! PEACE!"
Matrix Fag1 to FUG1 "Yo, we're about to leave"
Me * thinking to myself * (good...but. where. is. my. phone? )
FUG1-"Ok, well good luck. Hope you find your BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Me-"yeah, thanks. have a good night..."

END SCENE

I lost my phone last night...probably the only hard news I've been able to post lately (LOL). Anyway I went out with some friends last night to the only Hip Hop night in Kingston and it was surprisingly good. However, my one concern is that they played WAY too much Busta Rhymes.

Seriously, they'd play some throwback bangers but then they'd drop a Busta Rhymes track. Its not that I don't like Busta, he is one of the most uderrated mc's, its just that I felt the set could have had more momentum if a few of his hits were replaced with something from say, MF Doom, or Wu-Tang Clan, or even a Tribe song (without Busta LOL). It was still a good night, the venue was quite dead, but a good night wit da boyz nonetheless.

TONIGHT! I'm going to Fabric in Central London and it going to be absolute chaos. I cannot wait to shock out to some real live Dubstep. This is going to push my personal brand to the next level LOL. This is probably the day I've been waiting for since I made it to the UK. I'm off now, going to chat to the misses and explain my plight :( Have a good weekend, I may be on if I don't get TOO fucked up. Play it safe and crank your iPod to the max.

berxxx xoxo